Farmyard Philosophy...

The other day me and my girlfriend were driving home from my Mum's house through the countryside:


Her: "Wow! I just saw a well random cow."
Me: "Random cow?"
Her: "Yeah! It was white with really little black spots. Usually they are white with big black spots!"
Me: "You didn't know you can get cows like that?"
Her: "No?"
Me: "You can even get cows with no spots that are other colours, like brown."
Her: "Wouldn't that make them a horse?"

This is what I have to put up with...